Awards and Accolades - Dydd Gwener

Linkin Park > Outkast?
Hybrid Theory
Is the best-selling album
Of this century
~P~

Johannesburg's Own Steve Nash
The best basketball
Player born in Africa
Is Canadian
~P~

Bogus Award
“World’s Best Mom?” “Best Dad”?
But that shelf’s FULL of mugs! What’s
your criteria?
~J~

Grammy Nominee – Worst Battle Rap
“I have scads more things
than you. Nice things...and money...
And I date a lot.”
~J~

Denied the Gold
I was dodgeball king.
Then I grew up and found out
it wasn’t a sport.
~J~

Most Optimistic – Charlie Brown
Optimism? Nah.
Repeated head trauma has
impaired his judgement.
~J~

Awards and Accolades - Dydd Llun

Achievements
X-Box Achievements:
Triumphs you don’t know you want
until you get them.
~J~

There Will Be Blood
Cold, calculating
crazy folks have a real knack
for winning Oscars.
~J~

Pretty Pictures - جمعھ

This Week’s Silence
My words aren’t flowing,
But the ink from my pen is.
Drawing. No haiku.
~S~

Touch and Go
The touch of the pen,
On paper facinates me.
Light lines thick lines.
~S~

Chirality is Dead
A Möbius strip
Is as close as we'll get to
Escher in real life
~P~

1982 Pontiac Trans Am OR The Non-OnStar Talking Car
The eighties' future -
Knight Industries Two Thousand -
Is unrealized.
~P~

This Week’s Silence - Response
I feel you, brother.
Art, like all calls from within,
cannot be ignored.
~J~

Website in the Works
Very soon, the phrase
“Never Take a Bear’s Ballon”
will make sense to you...
~J~

Sword
The pen on paper,
Creating pictures or words,
Mightier than the...
~S~

Mighty Mouse
Viewing many fast,
Static pictures can move.
Cartoons are magic
~S~

The Very Old Testament
For centuries, the
“Greatest Story Ever Told”
was told through pictures.
~J~

Magazine Covers
Tyra fights to keep
stars off the land conquered by
the supermodel.
~J~

Interactive Storytelling
Before online play,
Nintendo, or even Pong,
there were pop-up books.
~J~

Pretty Pictures - جمعرات

Not to be Confused with Unipegs
Mate a unicorn
With Pegasus and you get
♥Pretty pegacorns♥
~P~

Like Goofy Walking Pluto
Charmmy Kitty is
Hello Kitty's "pet" persian.
Straight up slavery.
~P~

We Major (in Political Philosophy) OR Concupiscence Offset Trading OR Kanye's Conundrum OR I Liked The Lyrics Challenge
Are "strip clubs cool if
"My tips helped send a pretty
"Girl through school?" Doubtful.
~P~

In Theaters Now
Giant 3-D heads
of Bono and the Edge for
Two hours? I’ll pass.
~J~

Pitchfork Trivia
The couple in Wood’s
“American Gothic” are
brother and sister.
~J~

The Artist
Mindscape awash with
truths beyond color and form.
Stay inside the lines.
~J~

Paraphrased Headline from The Onion:
“Michael Bay Uses
CG to Build ‘Best Actor’
Award for Himself”
~J~

Pretty Pictures - منگل

Sistine Chapel
Michelangelo
created a masterpiece:
Creation's Master.
~J~

“Christina’s World”
When I saw Wyeth,
I knew I was destined to
become an artist.
~J~

Not My Style
“Ed, Edd, and Eddy”
is one cartoon I can’t watch...
Those kids just look gross.
~J~

Strike a Pose
Paparazzi thrives
because we blend our hating
with hero-worship.
~J~

Lyrics - Iovis

Roses=International Players' Anthem
Big Boi seeks one thing:
"I want to see your support
"Bra, not support you."
~P~

I Love You Like a Fat Kid Loves Cake
"You know my style, I'll
"Say anything to make you
"Smile." ~ Curtis Jackson
~P~

Killing Me Softly (L. Boogie Version)
"Strummng my pain with
"His fingers (One time!) Singing
"My life with his words."
~P~

Whatever Happened to...
“Where in the world is
Carmen Sandiego”...and
where’s Rockapella?
~J~

Friends ‘Til the End
2Pac and D.U.
Hooked up on “I Get Around”.
Hip Hop Reunion.
~J~

Anya’s Theory
“What do they need such
Good eyesight for anyway?!
IT MUST BE BUNNIES!!”
~J~

The Pot Calling the Kettle Black-Eyed Peas
“Hip Hop is Dead” (Nas)
featured the Peas’ Will.I.Am.
Now that’s irony...
~J~

Buffy’s Problem
“Why can’t I feel? My
Skin should crack and pe-el, I
Want the fire back...”
~J~

Tara’s Problem
“I’m under your spell,
Willow, can’t you see, there’ll be
nothing left of me...”
~J~

Dawn’s Problem
“Does anybody
even notice? Does any-
one even care...” - YOINK!
~J~

Lyrics - Mercurii

2 Live Crude
Luke’s “Me So Ho***y”
went to the Supreme Court...tame,
by today’s standards.
~J~

Wonka-licious
The Candy Man can...
He sprinkles it with love and
Makes the world taste good :o)
~J~

The Tao of Hokey Pokey
Equal opposites..
and then we come full circle.
What it’s all about.
~J~

Lyrics - Martis

Praise High Heaven
Yusef: "A scale of
"One to ten cannot appraise
"A fly eleven"
~P~

Did You Really Listen to the 'Spider-Man 3' Soundtrack?
"Beautiful ponies
"So beautiful they will kill
"Us all" - Black Mountain
~P~

Nas Liked 'The Hulk' TV Show
"Keep it green like the
"Other side of Bill Bixby"
Means "to have money."
~P~

The Song Remains the Same
The lyrics may change,
But Elmo sings all his songs
like they’re “Jingle Bells”.
~J~

Black Sheep-Haiku Crossover
“You can get with this,
Or you can get with that...” *Check
out two weeks ago.
~J~

Little Shop of Horrors
“Cause I’m a den-tist,
And a success! Say “ah!” (“Ah!”)
Say “AH!” (“AH!!!”) Now SPIT!!!
~J~

(I really wanted
To fit in Miley Cyrus
But she's too complex)
~P~

A Face Without "Freckles" Is
"Like a sky without
"Stars. Why waste a second not
"Loving who you are?"
~P~

"Overnight Celebrity" - Annotated
'Dre said, "I hope that
"You are the one. If not, you
Are the prototype."
~P~

"Hey Julie," I swear
"It's so hard to bear...
"And I'd never make it through
"Without you around."
~P~

[Un]Safety Dance
A Crocodile Mile:
"You run, you slide, you hit the
"Bump and take a dive."
~P~

Why I Walked 500 Miles
Just to be-the-man-
Who-walked-a-thou-sand-miles-to-
Fall-down-at-your-door
~J~

Sharing American Culture with Yugoslavian Girls
Yeah, I liked D.U.,
I sang Humptey in Russia.
I knew all the words.
~S~

Shock G
Humptey’s nose was “big,
Like a pickle” yet still got
Lovin’ from the ladies
~S~

Gangsta Rapper’s Origins (aka What!?!?!)
“I never clown a’
‘round when I hang around with
The Underground.” Say...
~S~

Dan Akroyd/2Pac Mashup
“It’s the same old song,”
One and a half hit wonder.
“All around the world.”
~S~

Lyrics - Lunae

Original Mashup
“She told me to walk
This way.” Rockers and rappers
Get the best of both!
~S~

"Ink of ... scholar ... worth
more than ... blood of a martyr,"
Lupe's righteous cry.
~N~

Party Life
"Art with no easel,
"Please: there's no equal;" Hov's best
Since Blueprint's sequel.
~P~

Catch You on the Pharcyde
"...She goes again: the
"Dopest Ethiopian
"Keeps passing me by"
~P~

Mortal Kombat
Lil' Wayne asks that you
"Peep the shoe game; all [his] kicks
"Are fly like Liu Kang."
~P~

Rolling with Jungle Love
“Oh-La Oh-La, Aayy”
was Kid N’ Play. The Time said
“O-wee, O-wee, O!”
~J~

All That Glitters
“The Glamorous Life -
without love, it ain’t much,” quoth
The divine Ms. E.
~J~

What’s in a Name?
“My name is Prince – and
I am FUNKY!” Though later,
His name wasn’t Prince.
~J~

OR

“My name is Prince – and
I am FUNKY!” As opposed
to Will “Fresh Prince” Smith.
~J~

Follow the Bouncing Ball

Altitude
People may call it
“getting high” because of the
effects on climbers
~J~

Amplitude (no air in space)
The sound effects of
dogfights in the “Star Wars” films
are a bogus force
~J~

Magnitude
For Eric Lensherr
Attractiveness has more force
than for most of people
~J~