This election year -
So much good material...
So few syllables.
~J~
Obama or McCain?Looks like 2 choices:
You can hope for a change, or
Just hope your guy lives.
~J~
ObamaI like the guy, but
Electing a messiah
is a bad idea.
~J~
McCainRepublicans are
Masters of spin. "Who us?
WHAT eight crappy years?"
~J~
It's hard at work butI've been missing these haikus.
Here's one to start off.
~m~
Flake RateOn Sunday morning
electoral politics
are no match for brunch
~m~
The Honorable Miss Alaska"Caribou Barbie "
Call me "sexist", call me "pig",
But it's still funny!
~S~
Vote Vader '08Together we all
Can rule the galaxy as
Parents and children
~P~
Vote Kenobi '08Help me Obi-Wan:
Our most desperate hour?
You're our only hope
~P~
Vote Emperor Palpatine '08Your feeble skills are
No match for the power of
The Force's Dark Side
~P~
You Don't Need to See Our Voter IdentificationR2-D2 and
C-3PO are the droids
You've been waiting for
~P~
Vote Chewbacca '08 ('Cause Droids Don't Pull People's Arms out of their Sockets When They Lose)I see your point and
Suggest a new strategy:
Let the wookie win
~P~
Identity CrisisI used to be a
"Real American", then I
left my small town.
~J~
Financial MeltdownAs L.L. might say-
Yo! Don't call it a "bailout",
We'll be screwed for YEARS!
~J~
A Question for ConanHow are things in France?
I hear that your currency
Is still worth something...
~J~
Bailouts/LayoffsWhen I crushed the roach
scuttling by, I understood
how Corporate views me.
~JK~
A Dubious HonorJack-o-lantern sneer
in place for the debate, he
out-scaries Cheney.
~JK~
Animated McCainBeet-faced warrior.
His ears become kettle-spouts
Of sound and fury
~J~
Animated Obama...and cherubim sing.
Cool-blue halo resting on
margins of error.
~J~
PrioritiesThe market crash makes
racism a luxury
no one can afford
~m~
Party asideIf the average Joe
was informed as the plumber,
we'd be in good shape.
~m~
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Adding E[dot]S.I think she'd appreciate,
and she's witty, too.
~m~
thanks for adding me
please be gentle when you judge
this is my first try
~E[dot]S~
...
I call this "Sarah: A Tryptich"
Sarah Palin: 1mesmerized I gaze
at your hair, its shine and height
cannot look away
~E[dot]S~
Sarah Palin: 2strange suspicion grows:
you are the only reason
I watched the debate
~E[dot]S~
Sarah Palin: 3I've never wanted
someone I adore so much
to just disappear
~E[dot]S~
Party's Over...Here (re:Party aside)For years we've all slept
behind the wheel, chasing the
American Dream.
~J~
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Welcome E[dot]S-
Ms. Palin would be honored,
betcha by golly!
~J~
Homage to "Undecided Voter"You're not sure? Are you,
As we understand the term,
A sensate being?
~JK~