Fool Me Once
Don’t order sweet tea
late at night from fast food joints -
It’s tea residue
Getting back into the car on a really hot, sunny day
Force the hot air out;
Open windows, blast AC
for a few seconds.
Being Green Tip #1
When you wash small loads,
Do a few, then combine them
and dry all at once.
Secret Ingredient
All drinks taste better
with vanilla; and all foods
taste better with cheese.
With Apologies to ~P~, and Confucius
A boyfriend who’s not
in your area code is
no boyfriend at all.