Scattergories Done Properly
It caused some debate,
But the jury’s in; crickets
are farm animals
~J~
The Addict
“My name’s Jim...” (Hi Jim!)
“I lost everything to high-stakes
Rock/Paper/Scissors.”
~J~
The Bridge to Terabithia
Entertaining? Check.
Saddest little film no child
should ever see? Check.
~J~
Marble Madness
Perchance the game board
for Jewish Checkers is a
big yin-yang symbol.
~J~
Trickier Than it Sounds
After the doors close,
stand on one leg as you ride
the elevator.
~J~
PokeMon
Rock Paper Scissors
With a dash of cock fighting
And big game hunting
~P~
Skip It
The best thing of all?
There's a counter on this ball!
The goal's not to fall.
~P~
Captain N
The creepiest part?
Not the huge, sentient Game Boy.
Mother Brain's lipstick.
~P~
On Wii
Bowling or baseball
With a flick of the wrist
I will get a strike
~P~
Japan Only? No more!
Vitual Console,
How I love thee. Download this:
Alien Soldier
~S~
Virtually Fun
I forgot how hard,
Classic video games are.
Good graphics or not.
~S~
Super Mario Brothers
We’re playing the third.
I dig the t[a]nuki suit,
But I hate the flute.
~S~
Oregon Trail
How can you forget
The very first time you died
Of dysentery?
~P~
20 Sided Die
Icosahedron
Exist only for use in
Dungeons and Dragons
~P~
Faster than that Hog in the Hedges
"There's nothing more cool
"Than being hugged by someone
"You like," Sonic sez.
~P~
Duck Hunt
More than anything
I wanted to shoot the grin
Off that bloody dog
~P~
All Good Things...
When I was younger
it was great! As an adult,
peek-a-boo gets old.
~J~
Masters of the Universe
Katamari Time!
Come for the gravity ball,
stay for the muzak!
~J~
Right Foot Blue
Twister was a hit
‘cuz everyone, everywhere
goes through puberty.
~J~
Cosmic Justice
Mass Effect, people.
Choose-your-own-adventure meets
sci-fi /action game.
~J~
It caused some debate,
But the jury’s in; crickets
are farm animals
~J~
The Addict
“My name’s Jim...” (Hi Jim!)
“I lost everything to high-stakes
Rock/Paper/Scissors.”
~J~
The Bridge to Terabithia
Entertaining? Check.
Saddest little film no child
should ever see? Check.
~J~
Marble Madness
Perchance the game board
for Jewish Checkers is a
big yin-yang symbol.
~J~
Trickier Than it Sounds
After the doors close,
stand on one leg as you ride
the elevator.
~J~
PokeMon
Rock Paper Scissors
With a dash of cock fighting
And big game hunting
~P~
Skip It
The best thing of all?
There's a counter on this ball!
The goal's not to fall.
~P~
Captain N
The creepiest part?
Not the huge, sentient Game Boy.
Mother Brain's lipstick.
~P~
On Wii
Bowling or baseball
With a flick of the wrist
I will get a strike
~P~
Japan Only? No more!
Vitual Console,
How I love thee. Download this:
Alien Soldier
~S~
Virtually Fun
I forgot how hard,
Classic video games are.
Good graphics or not.
~S~
Super Mario Brothers
We’re playing the third.
I dig the t[a]nuki suit,
But I hate the flute.
~S~
Oregon Trail
How can you forget
The very first time you died
Of dysentery?
~P~
20 Sided Die
Icosahedron
Exist only for use in
Dungeons and Dragons
~P~
Faster than that Hog in the Hedges
"There's nothing more cool
"Than being hugged by someone
"You like," Sonic sez.
~P~
Duck Hunt
More than anything
I wanted to shoot the grin
Off that bloody dog
~P~
All Good Things...
When I was younger
it was great! As an adult,
peek-a-boo gets old.
~J~
Masters of the Universe
Katamari Time!
Come for the gravity ball,
stay for the muzak!
~J~
Right Foot Blue
Twister was a hit
‘cuz everyone, everywhere
goes through puberty.
~J~
Cosmic Justice
Mass Effect, people.
Choose-your-own-adventure meets
sci-fi /action game.
~J~
