More Pet Peeves - 3

If you lose some weight
Your trousers may be too loose
Spell them correctly!
~K~

Transport en commun
Only one of us
Can be walking on my feet
At a time, Madame.
~c~

Conspiracy Theorists
Conspiracy fans
Distract from worthier goals
Poor misguided souls.
~H~

Haters
Giving someone props
Doesn’t dull your own star’s shine
The sky’s full of stars
~H~

Narcissists
All the world’s a stage
But life ain’t a monologue
Others too have scenes
~H~