That Apple was Delicious
Sweet bane of Adam,
If eating thee was a sin
I humbly confess.
~J~
I just bit my tongue!
Eating an apple, no less!
It has betrayed me!
~J~
Count yourself lucky!
You weren't* expelled from Eden,
Just got a tongue wound
~K~
* I consider weren't
To be just one syllable
Disagree? Suck it!
~K~
“Weren’t”? Sure, I’m Southern.
Usually* we stretch words out,
But it works both ways :o)
~J~
