Secular Christmas
It's decorations
Cookies, presents, snow, carols,
Mostly, family
~K~
Darkest Day
It's unnatural
Waking up before the sun
Here's to brighter days
~K~
Not the Equinox
So is tomorrow
The day on which balanced eggs
Will fall most quickly?
~K~
All year, farmers wake
and work before the sun's up.
Thanks for the food, guys!
~E[dot]S~
My forebears lived in
Ukraine. Awesome summers, but
man, winter blew hard!
~E[dot]S~
Both morning and night,
walking the dog in the dark.
I can't wait for spring!
~E[dot]S~
December should just
be called cookie month, because
that's all that I eat.
~E[dot]S~
For He So Loved the World
Saturday Christmas
Robs us of G*d's greatest gift:
The four-day weekend
~P~
Team Lautner
What I wonder is:
During a lunar eclipse
Do werewolves still "turn"?
~P~
Pomplamoose
Does anyone else
Feel more holiday ads are
Targeting hipsters?
~P~
