This Week We Haiku for Villains—In the Interest of Equal Time

Banality of Godwin
While we assume that
Villainy is inhumane
Animals don't sin
~P~

Idi Amin
My ex-bff
Thought The Last King of Scotland
Was about James V
~P~

Scar+Shere Khan>>Simba+Mowgli
Disney must want us
To like its villains, since they
Have the best voices
~P~

'Battlefield Earth' is Mitt Romney's Favourite Novel[1]
No one says where the
Enemy in Top Gun is
Supposed to be from
~P~

Villain or Victim?
A wretched creature.
Soul-twisted by the One Ring.
What’s taters, Precious?
~J~

One of the Best You’ve Never Heard Of
John Bly of “Brisco”.
Underrated foe in an
underrated show.
~J~

Why Hannibal Was So Terrifying
None “drove him to it”.
Lecter’s evil was simply
a matter of choice.
~J~

A Galaxy Far, Far Away...
Was Jabba so tough?
Did anyone ever try
pouring salt on him?
~J~