Boundaries, Borders, and Bridge - 五

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"Mahna Mahna" plus
Kanye's "Gold Digger" equals
Best mash-up ever
~P~

Golden Parachute
Friends with benefits
Are best utilized by the
Polyamorous
~P~

X-Men
Dating co-workers
Is a crash course in why you
Don't pee where you drink
~P~

X-Mas
With Amazon Prime
I have til Sunday morning
For "last minute" gifts
~P~

Deadline
We scramble like mad,
Because one minute too late
Means it won’t matter
~J~

Flatline
Stress? Diet, maybe?
Her life, others’ lives drift by -
Arm numbs, vision blurs...
~J~

Lifeline
An ocean of light...
They struggle to reel her back
from the other side.
~J~

Random Philosophy

Praise the Stupid
Thank God for morons.
Wouldn't it suck if no one
Were dumber than you?
~J~

It's All in the Accent (May need to be read aloud)
Disrespect women;
You're a playa. In Spanish,
"playa" means "beach". Hmm...
~J~

Infinity
One bean in a pouch
is an infinite amount,
if it’s always there.
~J~

Tastes Like Chicken
Can someone explain
why “Sweet Home Alabama”
is KFC’s theme?
~J~

Pareve on [C]Hannukkah Eve
Allergic to shrimp?
Think bacon is too fatty?
You keep kosher!
~P~

Why I Miss Vegan PartiesPotlucks
Creative Cuisine
Moral high ground, but mostly:
They made me feel tall
~P~

Amish
The horse keeps drowning
Otherwise they'd water ski
(Plus it's the devil)
~P~