...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Undead Japanese Poetry

Peanut Gallery
For weeks no haiku,
Mondays dry and humorless.
Inner poet weeps.
~m~

Be a Drupal
Perhaps you should try
Giving us a new topic
Not meta-haiku
~P~

I'll send a topic
if J's not around today
(to not step on toes)
~m~

I imagine that
John will turn off his message
After he gets in
~P~

By the by, do you
Like how I have preserved the
Chronology here?
~P~

P-awe
Time-ordered emails;
guitar hero super skills;
you do not cease to amaze.
~E[dot]S~

P-questions
Man of great talent,
complete with 3-D vision.
But is it Sen or Sir?
~E[dot]S~

Awww, E[dot]S
Sarcasm moves me
We should be "friends" on Facebook
Behind m's's back
~P~

You Can't Spelll GTVO Without TV
To a honor a friend's
Quest to elect Jim Martin
I have changed my name
~P~

That's what she said?
I dig where you're at.
Everything is more fun
done behind m's back.
~E[dot]S~

Edward Cullen Is a Pedophile
Let's pretend I read
This 17 Year-Old's blog
For zombie haiku

http://vaderloveschristmas.ytmnd.com/

Outside My Window
Motes of soft crystal.
Their sole concern is falling...
slowly...as...they...can....
~J~

Christina Aguilera
The best sort of snow
Leaves you with a different
kind of runny nose
~P~

Toronto, Ontario
Do you remember
The guy that sang "Informer"?
He's from Canada
~P~

Ice, Ice Baby
You’d think white rappers
would try harder to avoid
the obvious puns.
~J~

Un-cuddly Snowman
“Abominable”
is harsh...at worst he’s “cranky”.
He just needs a hug.
~J~

Brief Explanation

[Brother] and [Sister],
Each week, a theme is chosen
And we trade haikus
~J~

Haiku is a Verb

This is my topic!
Too bad work is so crazy,
I’d like to haiku!
~S~

Don’t even sweat it -
Ad guys who aren’t busy now
should be worrying.
~J~

Nothing Can Kill the Grimace

Haikews
I don't know if you
have to be from Seattle,
but we could own this.
~M~

I admit it, I'm intrigued...
News and haikus you can use-
Film at 11.
~J~

The Observer
I think Will has quit,
He's got no game to speak of,
Bring your haiku, man!
~J~

That Mention of Seattle is Making Me Salivate
Pike Place Fish Market:
There's a great place that serves great
Clam chowder with dill.
~S~

An ode to Grimmace
An areosol cheese...
Is that really what I smell?
Or a potted meat...
~W~

Grim Tidings :<
On the way to Schnuks,
Bruised on the arm! A black Eye!
Grimmie vs. thief!
~W~

I Grimmaced...
Sadly true, my man.
The purple on was attacked,
And bears the marks, too.
~S~

Grim Reality
That's really too bad.
She's a horror, true, but still
An older lady.
~J~

Lost
Yesterday I was
able to follow the thread.
Coupons and beatings?
~M~

Technical Foul
A little warning!
A**terisks in the workplace!
By the way, who’s Tim?
~J~

Karma rules all things
Of this much I am certain
Let us grieve all hurts
~H~