Stories, Fables and Fairy Tales - Déardaoin

Cow jumps over moon
So the cow's a lunatic
Ahhh, mad cow disease
~R~

How do Jews survive
Attacks by Count Dracula
With no crucifix?
~R~

Silver for werewolves
Magic weapons for dragons
Peasants had it rough
~R~

Sam had a demon
Dean had sex with an angel
John is simply dead
~R~

Woman in the shoe
Barely fed and whipped her kids
Sounds like child abuse
~R~