Haiku for Heroes 2.0

The Slayer
Each generation
a girl is chosen...and cursed.
Death, child, is your gift.
~J~

Return to Hyrule
A million stories,
And yet such a simple one.
The quest links them all.
~J~

Black Ops
Ninja and hero
Heart of a warrior, with
the Eyes of a Snake.
~J~

Six Films in Three Lines
Skywalker rises.
Birth, death, rebirth, and re-death.
Skywalker rises.
~J~

25.4 Million Dollar Man (Inflation Adjusted)
They could rebuild him
They had the technology
Just not symmetry
~P~

Jumpman
Look at the hang time
Look at the flying motion
Spectacular move!
~P~

La Mort du Prophète
You know you're big time
When POTUS wants poison put
Into your toothpaste
~P~

The Odyssey
King of Ancient Greece.
He defied the gods themselves...
Just to get back home.
~J~

Ya-Taa!
The clear favorite.
Space-time yields to him. His goal?
“Save the cheerleader...”
~J~

Sweet Sound of Chainsaw
The Necromicon -
The bane of my existence!
All right, WHO WANTS SOME?!
~J~