The Holidays (all holidays included)

Holiday Mash Up
It's that time again -
Ho, Ho, Merry trick or thanks!
And Happy New Year!
~J~

Mark Your Calendars
My family does
Eid, Christmas, and Kwanzaa too.
No Chanukah...yet.
~J~

Stepson X-Mas
“It’s the thought that counts”?
You told me once you liked cash.
So what’s the problem?
~J~

Where is the Love?
Since we got Earth Day,
Arbor Day spends it’s minutes
just hating on it.
~J~

Guy Fawke's Day
Hugo Weaving owes
Blowing up a parliament
To Sherry Bobbins
~P~

Cinco De Mayo
This is about France;
Mexico defeated SPAIN
Late in September
~P~

[π] Day
If not March 14th,
July 22nd works
For the Commonwealth
~P~

Boxing Day
They used to box up
Scraps to give the poor in Englans
(No puglism)
~P~

“Chis is a Poseur” Day
Boycott Columbus
He didn’t discover sh!t!
Leif Erikson did.
~S~

Beg to Differ
Chris and Leif too bad...
The pharaohs were sniffing coke;
Trans-Atlantic trade?
~W~


“Most Bogus Holiday” Nominees
Groundhog’s, Valentine’s,
April Fool’s, Columbus...wait...
Daylight Savings count?
~J~

One True Religion
Universalists
Should get every religious
holiday’s day off.
~J~

Gluttony - Thanksgiving
The same time each year,
We literally eat food
Until we pass out
~J~

Lust – Valentine’s Day
It’s not about sex.
It’s about buying what you
hope will get you sex.
~J~

Envy - Talk Like a Pirate Day
Thou shalt not covet
Thy scurvy and pillaging
Neighbor’s funny voice.
~J~


John sends word down that
Holidays remain the theme;
Sins are a side-quest
~P~

Mardis Gras
How come Yom Kippur
Does not employ pre-gaming
Like Lent/Ash Wednesday?
~P~

Thout the First
Each sign I saw for
The Coptic Millennium
Looked dated to me
~P~