T[u]he[sday] Holidays (all holidays included)

Easter Egg Hunt
First you hide my food,
Then you make me go find it.
What would Jesus do?
~J~

Sloth - Halloween
Why bother writing?
They know you’ll see the new “Saw”
even if it sucks.
~J~

Greed - Christmas
The “Christmas Spirit”
Is only invoked by those
Who want stuff from you.
~J~

Wrath – Day after Thanksgiving
They can be brutal.
The murder charge might be worth it.
Flatscreens are on sale.
~J~

Winter Solstice
It's always darkest
Before the dawn, and coldest
Sans the bloody sun
~P~

Epiphany
Three wise men give gifts
On the 12th day of Christmas
And T-Pain's album
~P~

May Day
On the 1st of May,
Workers of the world unite!
(Except in the U.S.)
~P~

Time Loop
Ignore the "in" in
The line in "May Day" reading
"Except IN the U.S."
~P~

Time Loop
Ignore the "in" in
The line in "Time Loop" reading
"Except IN the U.S."
~P~

Pryde [& Lehnsherr] - Pesach
Kitty asked Erik
"Why is this day different
"From all other days?"
~P~

Billie Holliday
Chrisette Michele sounds
Sweeter than Macy Gray but
Neither is Not than Lady Day
~P~

Thwarted by New Year’s Day
Drunken partying,
Kisses and small explosives.
And yet – no clear sin.
~J~

Unofficial
Gaia smiles, pities
children who did not study.
Behold, a snow day!
~J~