PlanT[hur]s[day] and Animals/Fun With Science

Fiery crashes.
Planes careening off runways.
Science meets front page.
~H~

Vegetarians
Eschew meat, poultry, and fish.
And yes, shrimp is meat.
~H~

Seriously though
Daylight savings time’s a joke
Most of us don’t farm.
~H~

Think About It
“All-natural” foods
could still contain arsenic,
e.coli, rat turds...
~J~

Updating Slang
Why do “birds and bees”
mean sex? Shouldn’t we at least
talk about mammals?
~J~

Ironically...
Including real live
birds or bees greatly lower
the odds of “safe sex”
~J~

You won’t see it in the news…
Drug companies test
their meds on Third World patients
Tuskegee redux
~H~

GHB-laced toys in the news
Toys and date rape drugs
don’t mix…unless you’re a cheap
Chinese-based sweat shop
~H~

But aren’t cows vegetarian?
So red meat is bad
Red wine, fruit, veggies are good.
Damn, cows can’t read red.
~H~

My Final Bee Haiku
I’ve never been stung,
Which is why I’m scared to death
That I’m allergic.
~J~

Round One: FIGHT!
If Pokemon were
real, we’d be more likely to
forgive Michael Vick
~J~