Wednesday, November 7, 2007

W{h}en[S-Day] Science Kills Magic

Freedom of Choice
When amphibians
get mad, they can be like, “Yo,
@%# land, y’all! I’m OUT!”
~J~

Subatomic Interaction
When he goes swimming
does he get wet? Nobody
knows....Particle Maaan.
~J~

The One on “Tiny Tunes Adventures”
Dude! Particle Man!
Rock! Did you ever see the
Music video?
~S~

Been “Schoolhouse Rockin” Since 2pm
This morning, in fact -
Got nostalgic and watched it.
The joy of YouTube!
~J~

Schoolhouse Rock CD (or, The First Line Sounds Like Violence)
I’ll have to burn you...
A copy of the CD.
Old songs made anew.
~S~

Rainbows
A refraction of
Light through water vapor in
The Earth’s atmosphere
~J~

Bubbles
A phenomenon
caused by balanced air pressure
And surface tension
~J~

By the Way...
There is no Santa.
Your mom’s the Tooth Fairy, and
Your dad ain’t your dad.
~J~

Wolverine of the Sea
Starfish are able
To regenerate their limbs
(But not to be fish)
~P~

Colorblind (OR "Flashing Lights")
Even though I have
"Red-green polymorphism"
"Stop" differs from "Go"
~P~

Dry Ice (OR Unlike in Psychology)
Carbon dioxide
Goes straight from solid to gas
Sublimation rocks
~P~