Nothing Can Kill the Grimace

Haikews
I don't know if you
have to be from Seattle,
but we could own this.
~M~

I admit it, I'm intrigued...
News and haikus you can use-
Film at 11.
~J~

The Observer
I think Will has quit,
He's got no game to speak of,
Bring your haiku, man!
~J~

That Mention of Seattle is Making Me Salivate
Pike Place Fish Market:
There's a great place that serves great
Clam chowder with dill.
~S~

An ode to Grimmace
An areosol cheese...
Is that really what I smell?
Or a potted meat...
~W~

Grim Tidings :<
On the way to Schnuks,
Bruised on the arm! A black Eye!
Grimmie vs. thief!
~W~

I Grimmaced...
Sadly true, my man.
The purple on was attacked,
And bears the marks, too.
~S~

Grim Reality
That's really too bad.
She's a horror, true, but still
An older lady.
~J~

Lost
Yesterday I was
able to follow the thread.
Coupons and beatings?
~M~

Technical Foul
A little warning!
A**terisks in the workplace!
By the way, who’s Tim?
~J~

Karma rules all things
Of this much I am certain
Let us grieve all hurts
~H~