Spring - 2

Sprung
Stiff, coiled wire
stores potential energy.
That not what you meant?
~m~

Seedlings (aka Sprung; I Can Work With That)
Coiled...stiff...held hostage.
Then, strives its whole life to touch
He who set it free.
~J~

Schpa-WING!
Most Earth creatures
have defined mating seasons.
Yay Evolution!
~J~

Nostalgia
I still remember
The simple, palpable joy
of a child’s Spring Break.
~J~

Spring - 1

Ladies and Gentlemen-
Let the flowers grow
and the housecleanings begin...
This week’s topic: Spring.
~J~

Natural High
When it’s in the air,
Apparently, people sneeze,
and/or fall in love.
~J~

Easter
What would Jesus do
If he came face to face with
a marshmallow peep?
~J~

Ode to Moltar
Hear the howling wind
Smell the ozone in the air
Tornado season
~R~

Blades spring to the sky
Bees pollenate the daisies
Time to cut the grass
~R~

In like a lion
The weather then goes crazy
Then out like a lamb
~R~

More Pet Peeves - 4

You're in the left lane
People are trying to pass
You should move over
~R~

At a four way stop
The rule is first come, first go
You should wait your turn
~R~

When driving at night
and you see lights from others
You should dim your lights
~R~

How much does it cost
To fix your exhaust system
I hate breathing smoke
~R~

Everything But the Amount
Please, make out the check
in the house or in the car...
but NOT in the line.
~J~

Solemates or Laundry Day is a Cruel Mistress
Truly, there must be
a high divorce rate in the
Sock community.
~J~

“Insert Catch Phrase Here”
I haven’t seen it.
Quoting lines randomly won’t
help me get the joke.
~J~


P.S.
Added my friend יְה
with barely any warning.
Welcome to my world :o)
~J~

More Pet Peeves - 3

If you lose some weight
Your trousers may be too loose
Spell them correctly!
~K~

Transport en commun
Only one of us
Can be walking on my feet
At a time, Madame.
~c~

Conspiracy Theorists
Conspiracy fans
Distract from worthier goals
Poor misguided souls.
~H~

Haters
Giving someone props
Doesn’t dull your own star’s shine
The sky’s full of stars
~H~

Narcissists
All the world’s a stage
But life ain’t a monologue
Others too have scenes
~H~