Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Lyrics - Martis

Praise High Heaven
Yusef: "A scale of
"One to ten cannot appraise
"A fly eleven"
~P~

Did You Really Listen to the 'Spider-Man 3' Soundtrack?
"Beautiful ponies
"So beautiful they will kill
"Us all" - Black Mountain
~P~

Nas Liked 'The Hulk' TV Show
"Keep it green like the
"Other side of Bill Bixby"
Means "to have money."
~P~

The Song Remains the Same
The lyrics may change,
But Elmo sings all his songs
like they’re “Jingle Bells”.
~J~

Black Sheep-Haiku Crossover
“You can get with this,
Or you can get with that...” *Check
out two weeks ago.
~J~

Little Shop of Horrors
“Cause I’m a den-tist,
And a success! Say “ah!” (“Ah!”)
Say “AH!” (“AH!!!”) Now SPIT!!!
~J~

(I really wanted
To fit in Miley Cyrus
But she's too complex)
~P~

A Face Without "Freckles" Is
"Like a sky without
"Stars. Why waste a second not
"Loving who you are?"
~P~

"Overnight Celebrity" - Annotated
'Dre said, "I hope that
"You are the one. If not, you
Are the prototype."
~P~

"Hey Julie," I swear
"It's so hard to bear...
"And I'd never make it through
"Without you around."
~P~

[Un]Safety Dance
A Crocodile Mile:
"You run, you slide, you hit the
"Bump and take a dive."
~P~

Why I Walked 500 Miles
Just to be-the-man-
Who-walked-a-thou-sand-miles-to-
Fall-down-at-your-door
~J~

Sharing American Culture with Yugoslavian Girls
Yeah, I liked D.U.,
I sang Humptey in Russia.
I knew all the words.
~S~

Shock G
Humptey’s nose was “big,
Like a pickle” yet still got
Lovin’ from the ladies
~S~

Gangsta Rapper’s Origins (aka What!?!?!)
“I never clown a’
‘round when I hang around with
The Underground.” Say...
~S~

Dan Akroyd/2Pac Mashup
“It’s the same old song,”
One and a half hit wonder.
“All around the world.”
~S~