Awards and Accolades - Dydd Gwener

Linkin Park > Outkast?
Hybrid Theory
Is the best-selling album
Of this century
~P~

Johannesburg's Own Steve Nash
The best basketball
Player born in Africa
Is Canadian
~P~

Bogus Award
“World’s Best Mom?” “Best Dad”?
But that shelf’s FULL of mugs! What’s
your criteria?
~J~

Grammy Nominee – Worst Battle Rap
“I have scads more things
than you. Nice things...and money...
And I date a lot.”
~J~

Denied the Gold
I was dodgeball king.
Then I grew up and found out
it wasn’t a sport.
~J~

Most Optimistic – Charlie Brown
Optimism? Nah.
Repeated head trauma has
impaired his judgement.
~J~