Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Politics/In the News - THE Mega-Meta-Haiku

“Spread the Wealth Around”?! NOOOOOOO!
This argument works
Because people won’t believe
Just how broke they are
~J~

Celebrity Endorsements
I couldn’t care less
how each Baldwin votes. Their films
denote poor judgement.
~J~

I think I’ll vote Blue
I live in Alabama
My vote is wasted

Powell and McCain
Each was a career soldier
But one lost his way

How can a tax plan
That is based on borrowing
Get us out of debt?

Experience Test
Why is it Obama fails
But Palin succeeds?

On November 4th
With heads bowed in disbelief
We will watch theft three

If Joe was a plant
To make Obama look bad
Why do we listen?

I’m a Democrat
I have lots of friends who aren’t
But we all suffer

We watched the campaign
At Al Smith’s memorial
We saw John McCain

Biden or Palin,
If the President is killed
Which one would you trust?

The RNC paid
One hundred and fifty K
For hockey Mom clothes?

The Bradley Effect:
Does Obama need to fear?
Are the polls correct?

The new agenda:
Afghanistan and Iraq
Can Bush add Iran?

We are told to fear
Al Queda and Taliban
I still fear the Klan

I have a plan for
the economic crisis
try debtfree.com

Why is it taboo
To tell folks you’re a Muslim
In America?

The Wall Street bail out
Was more a Socialist act
Than “spreading the wealth”

What about ACORN?
What happened to William Ayers?
Let’s try socialist
~R~

Quite a display there!
I hope it’s not your last, but
the first of many...
~J~

Breaking the Pattern
You have stumped me, sir.
Could I buy a vowel? Or,
maybe phone-a-friend?
~J~