Politics/In the News - منگل

**Action Hero Politics**

Campaigning Machine
Sent from the future
to stop "He who unites them".
The Palinator.
~J~

Lieutenant John McCain
Sure it's not McClane?
He never gives up either!
Yip-kai-yay, mutha---
~J~

There Is No Spoon
McCain let it slip;
The One..."THAT One"...close enough.
Here, have a cookie :)
~J~

Dispatch
On the campaign trail,
first, there's Haiku Monday. Then:
Epic Poem Tuesday
~Мир~

You Mean, Like Colin Powell?
I'd just like to say
That some rational people
Vote Republican
~P~

The Middle Name? Not so Much.
Obama's mom had
An odder first name than he:
She was called "Stanley"
~P~

In An Alternate Reality
Bob Barr stays in the
GOP and becomes king
Of the Elephants
~P~

Directly Quoting André Benjamin
"Why should I vote? It's
"Like choosing which bullet you're
"Gonna get shot by."
~P~

Directly Quoting Theodore Roosevelt OR It Takes a Palin
"Friends[...]I have just been
"Shot, but it takes more than that
"To kill a Bull Moose."
~P~

Obama vs. Palin for Main Street U.S.A.
Whose views are closer
(Alaskans or Hawaiians)
...geographically?
~J~