Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Stories, Fables and Fairy Tales - Céadaoin

Family Films
Somewhere there's a rule:
No child in a Disney film
should have 2 parents.
~J~

L.R.R.H.
What kind of costume
Did the Big Bad Wolf put on
to trick the Grandma?
~J~

The Moral of the Chocolate Factory
When charming madmen
Show you experimental
candy, don't eat it.
~J~

Kanga & Roo were a Folie à Deux
Did you realize
Winnie the Pooh was stuffed, but
Rabbit was alive?
~P~

The Gemeinschaft is Always Gesellschaft on the Other Side
City/Country mice
Are a false dichotomy—
[What about suburbs?]
~P~

AKA How the Leopard Got His Spots
Kipling's best work was,
"How the Ethiopian
"Was Racially Slurred."
~P~