Random Philosophy

Praise the Stupid
Thank God for morons.
Wouldn't it suck if no one
Were dumber than you?
~J~

It's All in the Accent (May need to be read aloud)
Disrespect women;
You're a playa. In Spanish,
"playa" means "beach". Hmm...
~J~

Infinity
One bean in a pouch
is an infinite amount,
if it’s always there.
~J~

Tastes Like Chicken
Can someone explain
why “Sweet Home Alabama”
is KFC’s theme?
~J~

Pareve on [C]Hannukkah Eve
Allergic to shrimp?
Think bacon is too fatty?
You keep kosher!
~P~

Why I Miss Vegan PartiesPotlucks
Creative Cuisine
Moral high ground, but mostly:
They made me feel tall
~P~

Amish
The horse keeps drowning
Otherwise they'd water ski
(Plus it's the devil)
~P~