In Honor of Radio Raheem - An Aoine

What's Not to Love? (An Ode to JI and PB)
They cover the news,
Write trenchant haikus, and are
Kind to nut-case Jews.
~JK~

Ain't Talkin' Tiddlywinks
Don't hate the player:
Hate the game (just dislike the
Player for playing).
~P~

Inanmiation
When you love something
Don't set it "free;" nobody
Enjoys rejection
~P~

Apollo 13
Jim Lovell's highest
Civilian honor: Having
Been played by Tom Hanks.
~P~

Loveline
It's a shame that Drew
Pinsky is less famous than
Adam Carolla
~P~

Movie Review
We watched Black Snake Moan.
Does ‘Skanky girls need love too’
count as a moral?
~J~

James Todd Smith
Ladies Love Cool James;
Few rappers’ aliases
are whole sentences.
~J~

A Rasta Once Told Me....
“Don’t appreci-ate,
appreci-love!” Don’t blame me
cause you ‘ate h’s.
~J~

If Bush Had His Way
Gynecologists
Could “practice their love” freely
across the country.
~J~

Bridge to Terabithia
Beloved childhood tomes
Made into flashy movies
Often let me down
~H~

Lift every voice and sing
Black History month’s
anthem always sounds dreary
Folks, sing it with love!
~H~