Bastille Day
The First Republic
Was short and tyrannical
Like Napoleon!
~P~
Patriot's Day
My New England heads
Know what's hood April 19th
Big up Paul Revere
~P~
Action de grâce
In Canadia
They don't pretend Thanksgiving
Helped the First Peoples
~P~
Festivus for the rest of us
All can celebrate
Chrismahanukwanzakah
Says Virgin Mobile
~H~
Blessed Be
Modern religion
Tried to kill the goddess faiths
But they still live on.
~H~
Native American Day—at least in South Dakota
They first crossed the straits
Turned this land into a home
Chris and Leif were guests
~H~
Envy – Christmas/Chanukah
Presents for 2 weeks!
That’s WAAY better than Christmas!
Why’d they get “chosen”?!
~J~
Holiday Benefits
Flight: Three hundred bucks.
Room and board: free. Meeting my
new nephew: priceless.
~J~
Word to the All-Mother
To be a “Wicca”
refers to neither Fozzie
nor the wheels of steel.
~J~
The First Republic
Was short and tyrannical
Like Napoleon!
~P~
Patriot's Day
My New England heads
Know what's hood April 19th
Big up Paul Revere
~P~
Action de grâce
In Canadia
They don't pretend Thanksgiving
Helped the First Peoples
~P~
Festivus for the rest of us
All can celebrate
Chrismahanukwanzakah
Says Virgin Mobile
~H~
Blessed Be
Modern religion
Tried to kill the goddess faiths
But they still live on.
~H~
Native American Day—at least in South Dakota
They first crossed the straits
Turned this land into a home
Chris and Leif were guests
~H~
Envy – Christmas/Chanukah
Presents for 2 weeks!
That’s WAAY better than Christmas!
Why’d they get “chosen”?!
~J~
Holiday Benefits
Flight: Three hundred bucks.
Room and board: free. Meeting my
new nephew: priceless.
~J~
Word to the All-Mother
To be a “Wicca”
refers to neither Fozzie
nor the wheels of steel.
~J~
