The Food Chain
Vegetarians
disapprove when I eat meat -
At least meat can run.
~J~
Canus Familius
My first pet was a
little black dog, Emily.
The best mutt on Earth.
~J~
Lies Hanna-Barbera Told Me
If man and t-rex
shared the world (a la Flintstones),
We would be “Snack-kind”.
~J~
Eureka Moment
American kids
weren’t down with science, until
Coke mixed with Mentos.
~J~
Poultry Pride
Mickey Mouse was blocked
From "Disney Afternoon" by
Racist, talking ducks
~P~
Don't Do This With Hot Dogs
By combining both
Kiwi the bird and kiwi the fruit,
Sate hunger AND thirst.
~P~
Spooky, Scary
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
Goes with many haiku themes
(Yay 5 syallbles!)
~P~
Opposites Are Wack
It still feels weird when
Aligning magnets so that
Two north poles repel
~P~
Try Goats and Mountain Climbers
Crossing a daschund
And a collie will not make
Welsh Corgis (sadly)
~P~
Vegetarians
disapprove when I eat meat -
At least meat can run.
~J~
Canus Familius
My first pet was a
little black dog, Emily.
The best mutt on Earth.
~J~
Lies Hanna-Barbera Told Me
If man and t-rex
shared the world (a la Flintstones),
We would be “Snack-kind”.
~J~
Eureka Moment
American kids
weren’t down with science, until
Coke mixed with Mentos.
~J~
Poultry Pride
Mickey Mouse was blocked
From "Disney Afternoon" by
Racist, talking ducks
~P~
Don't Do This With Hot Dogs
By combining both
Kiwi the bird and kiwi the fruit,
Sate hunger AND thirst.
~P~
Spooky, Scary
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
Goes with many haiku themes
(Yay 5 syallbles!)
~P~
Opposites Are Wack
It still feels weird when
Aligning magnets so that
Two north poles repel
~P~
Try Goats and Mountain Climbers
Crossing a daschund
And a collie will not make
Welsh Corgis (sadly)
~P~
