Collateral Damage
He huffed, and he puffed,
And he blew their houses in!
No word from FEMA.
~J~
I Swear to Tell the Truth...
“Question, Your Honor -
You think I’m a killer, but
too noble to lie?”
~J~
Violet Crimes
Her gum-chewing ways
Earned her 25 to life;
as a blueberry.
~J~
See My Divest
Being able to
Use the Sherman Act would make
Monopoly fun
~P~
Boast & Toast
Deal: I'll stop snitching
When rappers stop being self-
Incriminating
~P~
John Pickering
The Senate first used
"High crimes and misdemeanors"
For impeaching drunks
~P~
Mann Act Up
Boxer Jack Johnson
Saved saved his wife from a brothel
And went to prison
~P~
He huffed, and he puffed,
And he blew their houses in!
No word from FEMA.
~J~
I Swear to Tell the Truth...
“Question, Your Honor -
You think I’m a killer, but
too noble to lie?”
~J~
Violet Crimes
Her gum-chewing ways
Earned her 25 to life;
as a blueberry.
~J~
See My Divest
Being able to
Use the Sherman Act would make
Monopoly fun
~P~
Boast & Toast
Deal: I'll stop snitching
When rappers stop being self-
Incriminating
~P~
John Pickering
The Senate first used
"High crimes and misdemeanors"
For impeaching drunks
~P~
Mann Act Up
Boxer Jack Johnson
Saved saved his wife from a brothel
And went to prison
~P~
