Hypoco-friendly
Your precious Prius
Gets its electricity
From coal-burning plants
~P~
Yum! Brands for Your Feet
Converse Chuck Taylors,
Payless Shaqs and Cole Haan are
All [owned] by Nike
~P~
Jose Chung's "From Outer Space"
Aliens are real;
Otherwise pictures of them
Wouldn't look alike
~P~
Wolves? Where?
Hypertrichosis
Means "being really hairy;"
No moon is needed
~P~
Expiration Date
Products always break
ONE DAY after the warranty ends.
The Man strikes again.
~J~
Anti-Retroactive
My new 360
Won’t play my old X-Box games?
Bill Gates needs more cash?!
~J~
Why “Men In Black” Can’t Be True
What I can’t believe,
is that Smith & Jones could just
blend into a crowd.
~J~
Alien DNA Conspiracy?
Me, Air Force Brat. Born:
Wright-Patterson Air Force Base,
Where aliens live!
~S~
Truly Unfortunate
His discomfort grows.
She shifts nervously. Silence...
Viagra’s failed them.
~J~
Your precious Prius
Gets its electricity
From coal-burning plants
~P~
Yum! Brands for Your Feet
Converse Chuck Taylors,
Payless Shaqs and Cole Haan are
All [owned] by Nike
~P~
Jose Chung's "From Outer Space"
Aliens are real;
Otherwise pictures of them
Wouldn't look alike
~P~
Wolves? Where?
Hypertrichosis
Means "being really hairy;"
No moon is needed
~P~
Expiration Date
Products always break
ONE DAY after the warranty ends.
The Man strikes again.
~J~
Anti-Retroactive
My new 360
Won’t play my old X-Box games?
Bill Gates needs more cash?!
~J~
Why “Men In Black” Can’t Be True
What I can’t believe,
is that Smith & Jones could just
blend into a crowd.
~J~
Alien DNA Conspiracy?
Me, Air Force Brat. Born:
Wright-Patterson Air Force Base,
Where aliens live!
~S~
Truly Unfortunate
His discomfort grows.
She shifts nervously. Silence...
Viagra’s failed them.
~J~
