McScam
Drive-thrus hedge their bets -
They take the cash first, and hope
You won't check the bag.
~J~
Red Carpets Cut Red Tape
When “science” and “facts”
won’t help you spread your message...
Go win an Oscar!
~J~
Naughty or Nice
Letters to Santa
Bring less gifts than those to the
Illuminati.
~J~
Moon Landing Hoax
Tranquilty Base,
This one’s for you to haiku.
You know who you are!
~S~
Faith Tells Me
Is it? Could it be?
Religion-Conspiracy.
Some say yes, some no.
~S~
Tabloids Lie
Tupac and Elvis
Aren’t protected witnesses.
They are dead, folks. Dead.
~H~
Crossroads double cross
For Robert Johnson
The quest for fame turned deadly
Faustian bargain
~H~
Twasn’t the man
That felled Marion
But crack and the FBI
“The b**** set me up”
~H~
Have you seen Capricorn One?
Ionizing Radiation
Coronal Mass Ejections
Yo! Van Allen Belts!
~W~
http://www.apple.com/macbookair/
Microsoft may rule
Offices and OSes
But Apple owns cool
~P~
Ourobulimia
In '73:
CBS sold Viacom.
'05? Vice versa.
~P~
Hype is (from) Universal
Kanye and [Curtis]
Battled for the Billboard spot
On the same label
~P~
What “30-day Free Trial” Really Means
“We hope you’ll forget
you signed up for this, then we
can start charging you.”
~J~
General Warning
Alcohol’s not bad,
And neither are cigarettes.
But pot’s a KILLER!
~J~
End of an Era
I was overjoyed
When Netflix killed Blockbuster.
And now for Starbuck’s...
~J~
Lowest Common Denominator
Buns (in packs of six),
And hot dogs (packs of eight), make
shoppers buy in bulk.
~J~
Drive-thrus hedge their bets -
They take the cash first, and hope
You won't check the bag.
~J~
Red Carpets Cut Red Tape
When “science” and “facts”
won’t help you spread your message...
Go win an Oscar!
~J~
Naughty or Nice
Letters to Santa
Bring less gifts than those to the
Illuminati.
~J~
Moon Landing Hoax
Tranquilty Base,
This one’s for you to haiku.
You know who you are!
~S~
Faith Tells Me
Is it? Could it be?
Religion-Conspiracy.
Some say yes, some no.
~S~
Tabloids Lie
Tupac and Elvis
Aren’t protected witnesses.
They are dead, folks. Dead.
~H~
Crossroads double cross
For Robert Johnson
The quest for fame turned deadly
Faustian bargain
~H~
Twasn’t the man
That felled Marion
But crack and the FBI
“The b**** set me up”
~H~
Have you seen Capricorn One?
Ionizing Radiation
Coronal Mass Ejections
Yo! Van Allen Belts!
~W~
http://www.apple.com/macbookair/
Microsoft may rule
Offices and OSes
But Apple owns cool
~P~
Ourobulimia
In '73:
CBS sold Viacom.
'05? Vice versa.
~P~
Hype is (from) Universal
Kanye and [Curtis]
Battled for the Billboard spot
On the same label
~P~
What “30-day Free Trial” Really Means
“We hope you’ll forget
you signed up for this, then we
can start charging you.”
~J~
General Warning
Alcohol’s not bad,
And neither are cigarettes.
But pot’s a KILLER!
~J~
End of an Era
I was overjoyed
When Netflix killed Blockbuster.
And now for Starbuck’s...
~J~
Lowest Common Denominator
Buns (in packs of six),
And hot dogs (packs of eight), make
shoppers buy in bulk.
~J~
