Monopolies, Conspiracies, and THE MAN - phut

The Button at the Crosswalk
That button’s there
To give us something to do.
It ain’t hooked up, y’all.
~J~

Alternate Street Parking
New York meter maids
Can’t wait for 3-day weekends.
They know you sleep late...
~J~

DST
Daylight Savings Time!
BUNK! I call shenanigans!
Don’t get me started!!
~J~

“Say it Ain’t So, Joe!”
A dual entry;
The White Sox scandal, of course,
and the quote’s a fake.
~J~

Open Letter to the Matrix
Since the world’s a lie,
why not hook a brother up
with that lottery?
~J~

Goes Without Saying
Threat level orange!
Weapons of mass destruction!
Mission Accomplished!
~J~