Travelling

Vacation
Each time, ask if you’re
Heading toward someplace [or]
Or just fleeing where you are.
~J~

The New Mason-Dixon Line
The true test is if
your beverage options include
actual sweet tea.
~J~

One Second Per Second
Astride the arrow
we move in one direction...
Time travelers all.
~J~

Where the Heart Is
Moving from state to
State the obvious, home is
Relative(s). “Ashay”.
~J~

One Week
Mel and I, planning:
May in the Carribean.
Last year was perfect
~S~

Early Twenties
A trip to Cali,
The Dead, The Canyon, Vegas,
Desert and Mountain.
~S~

Pet Peeve #18
They go someplace new,
But spend all their time looking
for a McDonald’s.
~J~

Why We’re Doomed
Walked to work today.
Saved gas, money, the Earth...but
my feet hurt. Screw that.
~J~

Cloud Forest
Costa Rica was
the best vacation EVER.
Honeymoon magic...
~J~

Bi-weekly Means Semi-Weekly, but not vice versa
A "cheap" Disney trip
Costs twice (according to ads)
My post-tax paycheck
~P~

Although You're Less Likely to Get Shot Than in Jamaica
All of my siblings
Were born in The Bahamas.
That's no vacation.
~P~

Don't Get Me Wrong; Some of My Best Friends are Chinatown Buses
I refuse to ride
Any "Chinatown" buses
Where Greyhound costs less
~P~

An Old, Bad Joke
It’s called “rush hour”
But no one’s moving! Get it?!
HAI-KU-LARIOUS!
~J~

airports suck
shoes off then shoes on.
beep beep time for random search.
find nothing...miss plane.
~c~

the tax man and woman always cometh
lady republic
wants me to pay her taxes.
uncle sam does too.
~c~

no comprende
don't speak any french
i can still order a beer
but can't read a lick.
~c~

Thoughts from the Back of a Cab
You think you’re so smart,
slowing down to miss the light...
Your tip will suffer.
~J~

Learn the Language
After a year's stay,
a man at the market said
"Welcome to Cyprus!"
~M~

Don't Make Me Come Back There
One more time and I
swear I'll turn this car around.
"Dad, are we there yet?"
~M~